Being a woman is exhausting.
Not just because you have to think about your safety in ways others don’t, manage a 28-day hormonal cycle, or work twice as hard to climb the career ladder. But also because, somehow, women still have to listen to men confidently spewing nonsense about their bodies, experiences, and lives as if they’re the experts.
It happens so often that Reddit has an entire community—Not How Girls Work—dedicated to calling it out. Here, the most laughably wrong takes on women get the mockery they deserve, giving everyone a space to collectively cringe and commiserate.
See the subreddit’s best (or worst) posts below and join us in venting in the comments.
#1 Abortion Rights Are Human Rights. It’s A Fact
#2 This Doesn’t Get Talked About Enough
#3 Vp Kamala Harris On Aspiration
#4 “Just Sharing Something That Could Be Pertinent To This Conversation.”
#5 Truer Words Have Not Been Spoken
#6 Well… It’s True. Unfortunately
#7 This Is How Girls Work
#8 This
#9 Women Aren’t Rehabilitation Centers For Badly Raised Men 💯
#10 Double Standards
#11 Points Were Made
#12 I Agree With The Comment
#13 This One Article:
#14 Thank God We Don’t Have Ankles
#15 Back Pain Is A Serious Issue
#16 They Go Crazy When You Say This
#17 Nice Guys™
#18 The Reply K****d Me LOL
#19 Janine Tate Appreciation Post ✨
#20 Found On Facebook
#21 I Had To Change The Original Because It Was Too Perfectly Written
#22 A Related Phrase Could Be “Without Your Approval.”
#23 In Light Of Recent Events
#24 This Is How Girls Work. I’m So Sick Of ‘Happy Wife, Happy Life’ Nonsense Like Us Women Feed On Men’s Misery
#25 Women Really Are Not Safe Anywhere
#26 That’s…
#27 😳 Someone Needs Anatomy Lessons
#28 Priorities
#29 Yep
#30 Biological Women Don’t Have Hairy Armpits
#31 Excuse Me?
#32 A Big Sacrifice
#33 Being Against Grooming Means You Hate The Victim!
#34 I Admit I’m Not As Advanced As This Guy But This Doesn’t Sound Right
#35 So Discharge Isn’t Real And Panty Stains Are A Sign Of Infidelity!?!?
#36 I Didn’t Know It Was Their Job To Cook For You🤔
#37 Girls Suck At Math
#38 Nothing Screams Romance More Than This
#39 I Thought This Was Serious At First
#40 How About Not Policing What Women Wear?
#41 Uh-Oh. That Sounds Like P*do-P*do-P*dophiliaaaaa 🎶
#42 Wtf I Just Read?
#43 Every Time I Think Pearl Hits A New Low, She Goes And Outdoes Herself Again
#44 They Finally Said The Quiet Part Out Loud
#45 I Don’t Think This Holds As Threat Tbh
#46 Not Only Stupid But Also Offensive To R*pe Victims
#47 Girls Over 125 Are Obese I Guess 🤷♀️
#48 Thanks, Facebook
#49 A Man Questions Whether Forcing R*pe Victims To Give Birth Heals Them
#50 Step Aside, Feminism—lisa’s Got It All Figured Out, One Perfectly-Timed Snack At A Time!
#51 Please Go To Therapy
#52 Maybe I Missed It, But When Did Sabrina Carpenter Announce She’s Making Music For Children?
#53 So Rational
#54 Why Do Men Bring Sex Into Everything? Good God
#55 The Future Is Bright
#56 When You Notice It…
#57 My Knife, Your Balls🤭
#58 Not How Friends Nor Big People Work
#59 Insecure About Their Pp?
#60 Not Sure If This Is The Right Place To Post It But I Also Don’t Think It Fits Anywhere Else